Retardis

Invented by Ian O'Connor, the Retardis (Replicated Entry-level Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) is a slower version of the TARDIS. Instead of a police booth, it is a port-o-potty.

The most famous use of the Redardis was done by Ian during his f*** up history campaign. Using the time-traveling capabilities of the Retardis, Ian went back in time to 44BC to take part in the assasination of Roman emperor Julius Ceaser.

What are you talking about? Evan O'Connor is confused. You can help him by explaining it.